Is that and elephant down your trousers or........

Just when I thought I'd seen everything! Tenants leave some odd things behind when they move out. Last week I checked out a nice young couple who were all loved up - you know, holding hands, making gooey noises and all that. I just ignored them (and reached for the bucket, oh cynical me!) and carried on with my inspection. Opening a chest of drawers in the bedroom I found a posing pouch in the shape of an elephant (you know, head, trunk.... don't need to paint you a picture now do I?). I had a little chuckle and thought I'd save it until the end of the check out to tell the tenants.

I carried on into the next room, the tenants went into the bedroom and I heard loud giggling - ah they must have found their lost underwear I thought. Suddenly there was the strange sound of an elephant trumpeting - posing pouch with sound effects obviously! I'm afraid I lost the plot then and had hysterics, along with the tenants. Pat's top tip for tenants - great method of trying to distract the inventory clerk. (Didn't work though, they still had to pick up the bill for cleaning and damages....)